From the pictures tell a thousand words file:

Hot off his Making Friends and Influencing People tour '09 of Japan, US Defence Secretary Robert Gates (the chubby one on the left) works his magic last weekend with China's No. 2 General Xu Caihou in Hawaii. Story from here.

2 Comments:
This post is a bit wanting.
Can you maybe fill in what the two new BFF's are possibly thinking?
I was hoping for a dialogue box that translated it into Anglo-Saxon, a language you are so gooood at.
BTW, I think if the US wants to make any impression on Asian military guys, it better get itself a big, hulking, suck-the-air-out-of-a-room kinda guy for Def Sec.
Sheesh, everyone's a critic these days. Howabout:
Gates: (sniffily) Hmmm. You can judge a man by the strength of his handshake. You clearly, have no character.
Xu: That suit was made in Hong Kong. And by the way, stop looking at my dick, faggot. Nothing shaking there.
Is that better, Madam?
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